IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, THIS IS A HOOT!!!
Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn...............There's a Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn............Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn..........I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn..........Send The Light The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet Bye and Bye The Realtor's Hymn..............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn...............The Great Physician |
"Stand and sing along..."
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And for those who speed on the highway... 45mph.........God Will Take Care of You 65mph.........Nearer My God To Thee 85mph.........This World Is Not My Home 95mph.........Lord, I'm Coming Home 100mph.......Precious Memories |
Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.